Contact Bert.ForSale

Contact me, not with an Ol Timey megaphone.
Old timey way of connecting.

If you’ve found yourself here, it probably means you have a reason to reach out and contact—and this is the place to do it. Whether it’s a question, feedback, or just a general curiosity, I try to keep the process simple. No hoops to jump through, no confusing steps.

Below, you’ll find a form that’s ready for you. Simply enterd in what you need to say, hit send, and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can. If forms aren’t your thing, no problem. You can also connect through social media by using the links in the footer. Whether you prefer to DM, comment, or share, the door is open there too.

We know that not everyone loves filling out forms or navigating websites, but this is our way of making sure we catch every message. Sometimes, things get lost in the shuffle of inboxes or missed notifications, but having a dedicated space like this helps keep everything organized.

    There’s something to be said about keeping communication simple. We live in a world that’s packed with notifications, constant updates, and endless scrolling. Sometimes, just getting in touch can feel like a chore. But we don’t want that to be the case here. This space is meant to be as straightforward as possible—a quick point of contact that doesn’t take up more of your time than necessary.

    On a more humorous note, part of the reason this page exists in its expanded form is thanks to our old friend, the algorithm. For whatever reason, search engines and bots seem to have a thing for pages that meet the 600-word minimum. Maybe it’s their way of making sure we’re not just throwing up placeholder text or blank pages. Who knows? But here we are, making sure this page checks that box.

    And honestly, if filling up a few extra paragraphs means we stay on the bots’ good side and people like you can find us more easily, we’re all for it. It’s a small price to pay in the grand scheme of things.

    So, while this page may be padded with a bit of extra explanation, the heart of the message remains the same—if you need to reach out, this is the place to start. We’re here, we’re listening, and we appreciate the time you’ve taken to stop by.

    If you’re still reading, maybe you’re just curious or passing the time. That’s fine too. Sometimes it’s nice to stumble onto a page and just take in the words without rushing to click away. We’ve all been there, aimlessly clicking around, landing on random corners of the internet.

    Maybe that’s how you found this page in the first place—just exploring, following links, or ending up here by accident. If that’s the case, welcome! Even if you don’t have a burning question or a message to send right now, feel free to hang around. There’s more to discover throughout the site, and who knows, maybe something will catch your eye.

    If not, that’s okay too. Either way, we’re glad you stopped by. And if the need to reach out ever does arise, you know exactly where to find us.

    Until then, take care and enjoy the rest of your browsing.

    If you have reason to contact this operation, this is the place to begin. We try to keep it simple.

    Use the form below, or social media links located in the footer.

      For some reason the bots like pages with at least 600 words minimum per page or post.